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There comes a time in every man's life, where the inevitable rises to the challenge, and everyone must choose whether to meet it or turn away.
Men. I am here today to tell you that this is your opportunity to be that bear. Tear through the lies with wings of steel! Brace yourself on the trees of hope! Dance the drunken dance of the Norwegians! And never look back.
Did you hear me? Never look back.
And when the day is about to end, and you feel like you can't go on. Remember to go on instead.
One sock.
One shoe.
Amen.
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1 comment:
Wow. You should write a Bible using that speech as its opening.
Holy Fuck I am a genius.
When you are the proprietor of a religion, please be sure to tell your followers that I helped motivate you to put the gospel into book form.
:P
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